Oh wow! Just wait until you hear what happened to me today! It’s so funny and awesome both at the same time and you’re probably going to think I just made it all up. But honestly this is exactly what happened.

Ok, I was having some tea and was on my “break” so I could get my energy worked back up for you guys calling me in the afternoon, when my home phone rang. Since this phone call could be from anyone, I scrambled to answer it. After saying hello, I waited for a reply, which didn’t seem very fast in coming. Then I heard it: A ragged and rapid breathing.

It was kind of pissing me off so I demanded to know who it was and the reply I got was “What are you wearing?” This was whispered in a rather obscene manner. For a very brief second, I wondered if somehow I had given out the wrong number to a phone client. Then I realized that I would never have done that. So just to be cheeky, I said, “Well, what are YOU wearing?”

I heard a little intake of breath, kind of like a gasp. Then he continued to speak just as if I had not said a word and asked me what I was wearing. I didn’t know this guy at all but I wasn’t going to let me make me nervous. So I asked him again what he was wearing. This went on for a bit until he realized that I was not giving in. He told me he was wearing a pair of silk boxers. I told him that was my favorite kind and I bet he looked really sexy in them.

I was getting into a full fledged phone sex call now. It was hard to tell just what this guy was thinking now. He could have thought I was crazy and it may have scared him a little or he may have felt like he had just hit the mother lode in phone sex. Either way, the conversation kept going and getting hotter with each exchange of words.

Re-settling myself on my sofa, I had the phone with me and continued to give him some of my best phone sex phrases. I could tell that he was getting closer and closer to cumming just by his ragged breathing. It was finally dawning on him that he had called the “right” number.

Once it was over and he had cum, he didn’t hang around to thank me. I suppose that’s pretty typical for an obscene phone caller.