All of you guys know just how much I LOVE getting it on with you over the phone. At least I HOPE you know it by now. So if you know anything about me at all, you know that I am very open when it comes to sex. Having said that, you would probably ALSO understand that for ME to get freaked out over anything sexually, it would have to be something really bad, right?

Well, let me tell you all what happened today and you be the judge of just how awful it was. I was taking a bubble bath and was on the phone with one of my guys when I realized that my bathroom curtains were open. When I reached up to close them, there was this man standing outside of it, on a box or something so he could see in. He was actually watching me take a bath! That wasn’t the worst part, either! He had his dick in his hand and was furiously stroking it as he watched. Well, I started screaming at him and that only made matters worse. He came while I was screaming at him!

I thought that was bad enough until later. See, I had decided not to phone the police because I figured there would be this whole conversation about why my bathroom curtain was open, and what do I do for a living, and all sorts of questions I didn’t care to answer. So, the pervert had gotten away with it.

Later that evening I was in my bedroom, stretched out with my toy and one of my guys on the phone. This was one hot call and it was going really well. Since my bedroom is on the second floor and at the back of my home overlooking the walled in garden, I usually don’t worry about closing the curtains. Besides, I had only candles lit around me and I didn’t figure you could see very much. I suddenly started to get this creepy feeling so I glanced out the window. There, perched in a tree that looked directly into my window, was ANOTHER pervert wanking his willy as he stared in at me.

I leaped from the bed and pulled those curtains closed as fast as I could. Again, I chose not to call the police but you can bet from now on, I will be a LOT more careful about getting those curtains closed before doing anything exciting.

Most of my neighbors are really cool. Seriously, they are. But I have this one neighbor who just simply refuses to mind her own business. It totally gets on my last nerve especially when she ruins a perfectly good date.

Ok, the date that I had last night went just as I thought it would. He picked me up at my place and his jaw dropped when he saw me and what I was wearing. That’s just what I wanted to have happen so all was going according to plan. When we got to the restaurant, it wasn’t too long before I encouraged him to slide his hand up my skirt for the bare surprise waiting for him there. He ate dinner with one hand under the table, finger playing with my clit along with sliding in and out of my sopping little pussy.

After dinner, we decided to skip the movie and go straight back to my place. I mean it’s a bit hard to fuck in a movie theatre, now isn’t it? As we drove along, I “borrowed” his hand and put it up my skirt so he could continue playing with my pussy. I also reached over and started to rub the hardness in his crotch.

By the time we got back to my place we were more than ready to fuck. As soon as I got the door unlocked and we were inside, he had me back up against the wall kissing me and moving his hands all over me. I was returning the favor and grinding my hips against his harder than steel cock. Our clothes came off at some point during all of this.

Somehow I was pressed up against my window and had turned around with my ass facing him. We were both fully naked now and he was sliding his cock into my dripping but tight pink love tunnel. As he drove his cock inside me again and again we were not being very quiet about it all. When I started to cum I know I hit the pitch of a banshee wail at one point.

God, it was a good fuck! As we were getting our breath back, I happened to open my eyes. When I did that, I found myself staring right into the eyes of the meddlesome old woman next door. It seems she had been standing at HER window and caught the whole show. My date noticed her, too, and was appalled. He couldn’t get dressed and gone fast enough. And I had so been hoping for more fucking.

At any rate, the old biddy will probably have it spread all over the street by tomorrow.

I have a date in a few hours and I am completely lost on what I should wear. I really like this guy and I know that we will end up back at my place for a good round of fucking in my bed, but I am still lost as to what to wear. I don’t want to seem like too much of a slut or anything, but I certainly don’t want to give him the idea that it will never happen, either. This is one of those times that most women hate getting ready for. And it’s not because we take so long, either, guys. It’s the fact that we have to dress according to how we want to be treated.

Now, if I went out in a short black mini skirt and tight blouse with no panties or bra on, it would say to hell with the drinks, let’s just fuck in the bathroom instead. If I went out in a nice pants suit with my hair all done up, that says you are good enough to buy me dinner, but I am gonna drag your wallet around for a bit before you get in my pants. So, I need something a bit less proper and not quite so slutty, I guess.

I could wear my leather pants, but they tend to get hot and I don’t want to be sweaty when he pulls them off of me later. I could wear panty hose under them but they tend to itch just a bit when I wear leather pants so that is out all together. Maybe a nice skirt and a loose fitting blouse? I could wear a strapless bra with the blouse and, well, you know me: Why should I wear panties with a blouse?

This way I can get some on the way home while he is driving, too. I do love to have my pussy played with while I’m riding in the passenger seat of a moving vehicle. It seems to make my pussy that much wetter when it happens, too, which he will enjoy once we get up to my bedroom. Well, I guess that settles it then. I am going to wear the skirt and blouse, with a strapless bra and absolutely no panties. I wonder if he would mind sliding a finger or two inside me while we are eating. Under the table, of course.

The other day I had this need to go out and spend a lot of money on things I didn’t really need. You know how we women can get sometimes. So I was out the door and down to the shops to see what kind of bargains I could find. And what a bargain I found, too.

I was in a clothing store that I just love going to, trying on some clothes that I knew I couldn’t really afford when I noticed a new girl working there. She was very sexy, with her long blond hair draping over her shoulders, and the way her eyes would light up when she spoke. She was one of those girls that all the guys would fall over just to get a look from.

She came over and introduced herself to me as Mary, and asked if there was anything I needed help with. Her voice was so sweet and innocent sounding that I just had to see what she would be like if put her into an unusual position. I told her that I wanted to buy some dresses but I was having some problems with my back lately and couldn’t get them zipped up. She smiled and told me to follow her into the dressing room and she would give me a hand. Now, when I go into a store to buy clothes I never wear any panties or bras. I like to make sure that the fit is just right, you know?

So we went in and she unzipped my dress and down it came. I turned around and looked her in the eyes and asked what color I should try first. She smiled and said I would look the sexiest in red. Then she slid her hands to my waist, leaned in close to my ear, and whispered ever so gently that she had a wonderful set of red satin sheets on her bed that would do the trick!

Needless to say that made me forget all about buying clothes and I almost walked right out of the dressing room naked. It was very shocking for me to have that happen right off. It’s usually me making the advances, and I must say, I did enjoy the surprise. To top it all off, Mary and I went out for a bit of fun the next night and she was right about the sheets. I looked sexy as hell in them!

Today I was taking the bus down to the shops when the oddest thing happened. There was a woman who was sitting next to me on this bus. She was quite attractive and that’s probably why I had noticed her in the first place. Wearing an ankle length flowing skirt and a spaghetti strap top, she had crossed her legs when she first sat down. Now, though, she had uncrossed her legs and her hand was discreetly under her skirt.

It took me a few minutes, but finally I realized that this woman had one of those little mini vibrators and was using it on herself right there on the bus! I couldn’t believe it! I also couldn’t believe that no one was noticing it. After a few minutes, I kind of forgot that other people weren’t looking or noticing what she was doing and started to get really horny watching this woman.

She didn’t seem to be watching anyone either so I figured it was perfectly ok if I stared outright at her. When she realized that’s what I was doing, she gave me a slow, naughty, sexy smile, and went right on with moving her mini vibrator over her clit. Before I knew it, I had moved closer to her and put my hand up her skirt as well. I closed it over the vibrator and her hand, taking control of the action. She let me do this and I could feel just how soaking her pussy was. Actually, mine was pretty wet right now, too.

The closer she was getting to cumming, the wetter I got. It was almost more than I could take when she bit her bottom lip, stiffened her body a bit, and squeezed my hand with the vibrator between the tops of her thighs. Then she opened her eyes, smiled at me, and said, “Oh wow! I really needed that!” She took her little vibrator and put it back into her purse.

I was so horny that the vibrations of the bus moving along the streets were almost enough to make me cum. When I reached my destination, I was a little surprised that this woman got off the bus with me. She gave me a look that said to follow her and we went into a little restaurant. Once we sat down at the table and ordered lunch, she told me to go to the Ladies room. I did, and she joined me rather quickly. Right before she got down on her knees and started licking my pussy, she told me that she simply could not leave me in that state. Then she started to work on my throbbing little clit.

Oh wow! Just wait until you hear what happened to me today! It’s so funny and awesome both at the same time and you’re probably going to think I just made it all up. But honestly this is exactly what happened.

Ok, I was having some tea and was on my “break” so I could get my energy worked back up for you guys calling me in the afternoon, when my home phone rang. Since this phone call could be from anyone, I scrambled to answer it. After saying hello, I waited for a reply, which didn’t seem very fast in coming. Then I heard it: A ragged and rapid breathing.

It was kind of pissing me off so I demanded to know who it was and the reply I got was “What are you wearing?” This was whispered in a rather obscene manner. For a very brief second, I wondered if somehow I had given out the wrong number to a phone client. Then I realized that I would never have done that. So just to be cheeky, I said, “Well, what are YOU wearing?”

I heard a little intake of breath, kind of like a gasp. Then he continued to speak just as if I had not said a word and asked me what I was wearing. I didn’t know this guy at all but I wasn’t going to let me make me nervous. So I asked him again what he was wearing. This went on for a bit until he realized that I was not giving in. He told me he was wearing a pair of silk boxers. I told him that was my favorite kind and I bet he looked really sexy in them.

I was getting into a full fledged phone sex call now. It was hard to tell just what this guy was thinking now. He could have thought I was crazy and it may have scared him a little or he may have felt like he had just hit the mother lode in phone sex. Either way, the conversation kept going and getting hotter with each exchange of words.

Re-settling myself on my sofa, I had the phone with me and continued to give him some of my best phone sex phrases. I could tell that he was getting closer and closer to cumming just by his ragged breathing. It was finally dawning on him that he had called the “right” number.

Once it was over and he had cum, he didn’t hang around to thank me. I suppose that’s pretty typical for an obscene phone caller.

One thing that most guys tell me is that they are not happy with the size of their penis. Even though the average size is somewhere between 4 ½ inches and 8 inches, a lot of men, it seems, want to be 9, 10 and even 12 inches long. Of course, a dick that is 4 ½ inches is really nothing to be all that proud of. In fact, I have been with a guy once who was literally the size of my little finger. I went ahead and let him fuck me even though I didn’t feel a thing. It just didn’t seem right to embarrass him by suddenly changing my mind.

Anyway, imagine my surprise when a guy calls me and tells me that he is probably 3 inches hard and he isn’t bothered about it at all. In fact, he wants me to tease him about his tiny cock. Humiliation is his thing and he wants to be sure that I am able to insult his tiny cock until he cums. Well, I am here to make you guys happy so I took him at his word and started to sling insults at him.

I spent a lot of time laughing at him and saying things like “I’ve seen something bigger on the head of a pencil” and “Gnats have a bigger dick than you do.” With each insult he seemed to get more and more turned on, and his stroking rhythm increased. It was really quite fascinating. He was stroking his tiny dick and responding to each of my insults with a whispered “Oh yeah!”

I have to say that I was really having a great time. It wasn’t all that easy to keep coming up with original insults for his little penis because I was sure that he had probably heard them all. But I managed to find enough of them to make him finally cum. He was very polite and finally thanked me.

Before he hung up though, I stopped him and said I had to know the truth about the size of his cock. Unless he was lying to me to keep the fantasy going, he assured me that his dick was, indeed, only about 3 inches hard. He didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend but said if he got one, that he would be the perfect sissy cuckold candidate. He would have his woman going out and fucking other men so that she could come home and tell him all about it.

I am not even sure how to start this post today because you guys are probably not going to believe it when you read it. Today, I set some sort of a personal record when it comes to phone sex. A new guy called me and we were on the phone for NINE HOURS!

Yes, you read that right. This guy was so sexy and, I don’t know, maybe he took a Viagra or something before he called. All I DO know is that he had one idea after another for a fantasy and we did every single one of them. We did everything, right down to switching off being submissive and dominant.

When I was being his Mistress, I made him go outside on his balcony at his apartment complex stark naked. He was to sit out there and stroke his cock while he talked to me on the phone. I think he got out lucky, though. By the time I told him to do that, it was dark outside and also a really warm night. So he didn’t have to worry about anything.

This guy just KEPT turning me on! I lost count of how many times I actually came while we were talking. Of course, we didn’t play ALL the time. We would take little chat breaks and just spend some time getting to know each other. Then one of us would start a new fantasy because we would be horny again. This was a CRAZY day!

I have to admit to being more sore than I have ever been in my life. My little pussy actually feels raw. I had to soak in a warm bubble bath tonight so get some of the soreness out of it. My clit, too, is really raw feeling because all I did for those nine hours was continually play with it and it stayed stimulated.

This very sexy man gave me a day that I will never forget. He really knows how to conduct a truly exciting phone sex fantasy. I loved it even though I am feeling the effects of it in spades right now. It is probably a really good thing that I sleep on my side because I am not sure I would be able to sleep any other way. I hope I am going to be able to sit and walk normally tomorrow. If not, maybe I will just spend the day in bed NOT playing with my pussy.

Today I decided to just have a day off and have some fun. So I called up my friend Tara and asked her if she’d like to go do some lingerie shopping with me and then have lunch out somewhere. She had a free day so she happily agreed to come along.

We hit some of the nicer shops first and then ran into a rather chic boutique that neither of us had ever been in before. There were some of the loveliest things in that shop that we had ever seen. They had everything in there that a sexy woman could want but there was a particularly beautiful selection of sexy lingerie.

Tara and I had such a great time trying on different corsets, teddies and nighties. It was so hard to decide what we were going to buy. While we were giggling and modeling for each other in the dressing room, we got a little turned on. As we were helping each other out of the teddies we were trying on, those feelings of excitement started to grow. Soon, we were kissing each other and teasing each other’s nipples. Moving our hands down to play between our thighs, we rotated our hips against our hands.

Tara dropped to her knees and started licking circles around my clit and slid her finger up into my pretty pink pussy as she licked. I started to cum so hard that I had to put my hand in my mouth to keep from making too much noise. Of course, I needed to return the favor so I pulled Tara to her feet, then turned her around so she could sit on the little bench that was in the dressing room. Kneeling before her, I moved her thighs apart and slid my tongue over her clit. When it was hard enough, I was able to wrap my lips around her clit and start sucking on it gently.

After a few minutes of sucking her clit and sliding my finger in and out of her soaking little pussy, she started to cum. I could feel the contractors of her pussy walls around my finger. When I felt that, I started doing everything all at once so that she would have a really hard orgasm. It worked out, too. I was hoping that she wouldn’t start to scream and bring the sales lady in.

We made quite a few purchases at this shop and then went on to lunch. The sales lady couldn’t quite look at us in the face. I still wonder what she heard.

Where have all of you guys been today? I have only heard from two or three of you today so I had to do something entertain myself. You will never guess what it was either.

I played a little game of Russian Roulette with my phone. It was really just a spur of the moment thing but I was bored and pretty horny. So I punched in a random phone number to see who would answer. Yeah, I know it could have turned out disastrous but here’s what happened with ME.

The phone on the other end started to ring and ring. I was just getting ready to hang up when a deep sexy baritone voice answered. For a second I almost hung up but when he repeated his ultra sexy “Hello?” I had to answer. Using my best phone sex voice, I said, “Hi, this is Hayley. Who’s this?”

I’m not sure what he thought but he must have been in a pretty good mood or he liked my voice because he actually told me that his name was Ryan. After that I wasn’t really too sure what I should say, so I told him that I must have just gotten a wrong number. He said that it was ok and he liked my voice. So I laughed a little and said that it was sweet of him to say so, and added that I liked his voice, too.

He said my voice brought up all kinds of visuals in his mind and I agreed that I felt the same. Before long, I was describing myself to him and telling him what I was wearing. He followed suit and it was no time before one thing lead to another. We were having the steamiest conversation!

I was tweaking my hard little nipples and then moving my hand down between my thighs so I could start moving my finger around and around my clit. My pussy was so wet that it was running down the insides of my thighs. It didn’t take any time at all for me to start cumming and I came HARD. Ryan followed soon after and it sounded as if he really enjoyed himself.

Eventually, I told him that I am a phone sex operator and that I had just randomly punched in his phone number because I was bored today. He wanted to meet me and go out. I told him that he could have my phone number and call me for phone sex anytime he wanted. Yep, I really did gain a new client just like that.